Funniest thing I heard today

2012:
Haven't been talking to anyone today, but Pinal called today and we had a good laugh about mom making  'papad gulla' only when someone is going to Chicago or coming from Chicago. Kalpu and I never get that special treat. She only makes it for Pinal and we get some sample from her share. I told Pinal that I'm going to ask mom to make it just for me and Kalpu in about a month, so she said that yeah, have her make it when I'm coming to CA next month. See, there it is again... it will be made for Pinal again, not specially for me or Kalpu!

Another funny thing is that Avni's team won the soccer game because Avni saved the game! She was goalie and she prevented the penalty throw. This is the girl who held my hand in the field in her very first soccer season for entire season. All of the sudden, nine years later, she decided to play soccer again and doing great! Pooja could not stop laughing when she first found out that Avni is playing soccer!

2013:
It's more sad than funny but here goes...
Pooja is in this health kick lately and today she decided to go vegan for the sake of animal cruelty. She started watching the movie 'Earthlings' in family room so that everyone else get the idea of what turned her to be vegan. Well, when JK came home, Ba announced to him that Pooja has become vegan to control weight and look good. :)

2014:
OK, so I was taking my 'selfie' with my phone from below my chin. So, Pooja and Avni told me that I should hold the camera UP for me to look skinny in the photo. So, I did that and my face still showed chubby. I was frowning about that and Neil says, when your face looks fat in the photo from every angle, realization comes that you really ARE fat!

2017:
Neil got his driver's license today. On their way home...

JK: Neil, you still need someone to be with you while you drive, right?
Neil: IF that's the case, what's the point of getting a driver's license? 

What JK meant to ask is, he still can't drive on his own at night (after 11pm curfew).

2018: 
I wish there was anything funny today. I really need it! I'll have to come back later for this!
Talked to Pooja in the morning... She told me that they had windstorm, so she took Uber to get to work rather than walking. I asked her if it was cold. She said, "nah, it's only in 20's!" 

Talked to MJ last week and I told him that I'm going to Mt. Everest hike and he asked me if I have gained lots of weight that I needed to hike on Mt. Everest. I literally laughed out loud when he said that! Then, he asked if I'm hiking to Mt. Everest, I've either gained lots of weight or lots of dollars. Only if...